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With the release of FIFA 20 imminent -- play the demo here -- producers EA Sports have revealed the ratings for the top 100 players in this year's game.
Did someone say FIFA Foam Party?
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If you've ever hankered after spending an entire night gyrating wildly to the songs played over FIFA menu and loading screens then we've got some terrific news for you -- but you'll have to be quick!
Dusk Nightclub in Stirling, Scotland are currently gearing up to host a theme night dedicated to songs that have graced the soundtrack of all the various FIFA games over the years.
Think Fatboy Slim, think Gorillaz, think The Caesars, think Bloc Party. All the classics.
Dusk's big FIFA Anthem night is set to take place on Wednesday, Sept. 11 and will also feature "the world's biggest foam cannon" and a barrage of beach balls.
Rooney sings the blues
Anyone familiar with Wayne Rooney's off-field interests will know that he is a music fan -- England's all-time leading scorer has a tattoo paying tribute to his favourite band -- so it might not come as a surprise to learn that he enjoys a singalong.
Footage has emerged of Rooney belting out the Johnny Cash classic "Folsom Prison Blues" in a Georgetown bar with some D.C. United teammates. It is probably just as well that the former Manchester United star is a more natural footballer than singer, but this famous red gets an A for his efforts at singing the blues!
Milan give No. 100 shirt to fan celebrating 100th birthday
We're not crying, you are ❤🖤— AC Milan (@acmilan) September 10, 2019
Check out the surprise we made to 100-year-old Ines, who has been supporting us for more than 80 years 💯
"Se solo sapessero quanto voglio bene al Milan" ❤🖤
Guarda la nostra sorpresa a Ines, una tifosa speciale: 100 anni, 82 da rossonera 💯 pic.twitter.com/QHsZDB6NzO
AC Milan have surprised one of their oldest fans after she brought up her century recently.
Ines has been supporting the Rossoneri for eight decades so the club felt it only right to send her a special gift on her 100th birthday -- a personalised shirt signed by the entire squad.
One hundred years young and still in fine fettle.
In fact, we wouldn't be surprised to see her on the bench for Milan's next home game.
Buon compleanno, Ines!