Professional footballers aren't exactly renowned for their exquisite taste when it comes to appointing their luxury abodes, with highly paid players serving to single-handedly keep the leopard-print bed-linen industry afloat for the past 25 years.
Indeed, Villarreal striker Robert Soldado has taken to Twitter to prove that he's susceptible to the odd furnishing faux pas himself.
Presumably at an eye-watering cost, the Spanish international now has a massive painting of his very own face adorning his entire living room wall.
Muchas gracias a @duecreative2 !! Estamos encantados con nuestro retrato 👏🏽🎨
Mucho estilo y creatividad! pic.twitter.com/hDr7YoiG2z
— Roberto Soldado (@R9Soldado) December 22, 2015
At least we think it's Soldado's face; we can't help but notice a passing resemblance to Brazilian striker Fred in there too, which would just be a bit weird.